Demotivational Horror Movies

Okay, kids in horror movies are so goddamn stupid.

There's a psycho stalker after you.

Some sort of dream demon.

An immortal machete weilding maniac who takes offence to pretty much every damn thing you can do.

You have to remain alert and awake. You can't let your guard down even for a second, until you're totally prepared to fight them. So what's the first thing you do? Why, you crack open a beer, and relax with a spliff.

And then they act SURPRISED when they fall asleep and get a knife in their gut.

It's particuarly obvious in Nightmare on Elm Street; the kids KNOW they mustn't fall asleep, and they somehow think tripping out on cannabis will be fine.