Wanted - Private

Aw, ain't that adorable? Don't let that put you off your guard though - Private's just as dangerous as the other members of the team and Skipper knows it.

I thought about it and I remembered that Skipper once called Private "Private... Private". So what if 'Private' is his last name? Then what's his first name? So I went with something nice and common. And non-Canonical.

So if Private isn't really a Private, except of course in Skipper's paranoid, delusional fantasy, I had to add the crossing out of the 'Marine' thing at the bottom. Pretending to be a soldier is actually a pretty serious offence. And the whole 'Mini-Golf' thing is a gag from the episode "Mr Tux".

Men and Mini Golf, eh?